so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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