Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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