but the lizard people decide everything anyway
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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