I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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