I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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