oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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