And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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