She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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