If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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