Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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