Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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