Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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