wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize