So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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