A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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