billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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