Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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