did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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