Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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