so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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