U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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