I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
So I just went to clothing optional bar