I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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