Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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