Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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