Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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