Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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