don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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