I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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