Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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