it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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