wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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