this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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