"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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