K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
why is half of my head shaved?
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