I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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