People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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