I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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