I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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