It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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