i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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