Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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