Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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