i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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