bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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