He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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