I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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