I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Dick very happy bro
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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