I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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