Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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