i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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