Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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