walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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