I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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