God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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