Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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