I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had