some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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You. Win. At. Life.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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