Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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